Quote of Last Week

You know, you really do seem smarter than the things you say.

David Letterman to Bill O'Reilly last week.

Quote of the Week

I'm trying to talk my mother into getting you a present for the last day of school.

Ryan, one of my more interesting students this year. Evidently he wasn't able to talk her into it because there was no present!

Quote of the Week

"Madeleine, do you know any Spanish words?"

"Sangria!"

Conversation on the way to Dos Primos for Mother's Day dinner.




Erin, you are raising your daughter right! Happy Mother's Day.

Quote of the Week

You know he's a Muslim.



Old Man Walking, our neighbor Darrell, referring to Obama, when Darrel asked Dan who he liked in the election.

Quote of the Week

Politics is show business for ugly people.

Commentator on Countdown, making observations about Bush's remarks at the Correspondance's Dinner Saturday.

Quote of the Week

"I just roped, I didn't jump." Madeleine, when asked if she had been outside